RT @fiddlestyx: “I am a human brake pad.” http://t.co/QZ2cpWKn

RT @iamKAMSAI: How come I can get free wifi with a $4 cup of coffee but I can’t get it with a $200 hotel room?

RT @garrettmurray: New Twitter for iPhone feels like mashed potatoes. I need gravy. Pass the gravy.